10 Funny Football Quotes
Posted 04-04-2009 at 06:00 AM by Mario
Most football players aren't highly rated for their intelligence. And as a consequence, the enormous quantity of time they spend before a microphone responding queries can cause some very comical moments.
To honor these blunderers, Football Forums has assemble a collection of the more laughable remarks to flee the lips of varsity and pro football players, as well as coaches and announcers alike over time.
1. Joe Theismann, ESPN Announcer and Former NFL Quarterback
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
2. Torrin Polk, University of Houston Wide Receiver
"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
...and what is going to be next ? a dress ?
3. Former New Orleans Saints RB George Rogers
“I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first”
I have not been in a mathematics class in 20-some strange years, but I do believe 1,000 still comes before 1,500
4. Houston Oilers Head Coach Bill Peterson
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
or these inspirational words:
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
5. Dick Butkus, Former Chicago Bears Linebacker
"I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important -- like a league game."
6. William Perry, Former Chicago Bears Defensive Tackle
"I've been big ever since I was little."
hmmmmm...ok man
7. Jerry Rice, San Francisco 49ers Wide Receiver
"I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that."
Thats deep .. very deep
8. Lee Corso, College Football Analyst
"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States."
9. Bob Hoying, Ohio State Buckeyes Quarterback
"I'm really happy for Coach Cooper and the guys who've been around here for six or seven years, especially our seniors."
10. Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson, Former Dallas Cowboys Linebacker
Commenting on Terry Bradshaw’s intelligence...
“He couldn’t spell cat if you spotted him the C and the T.”
To honor these blunderers, Football Forums has assemble a collection of the more laughable remarks to flee the lips of varsity and pro football players, as well as coaches and announcers alike over time.
1. Joe Theismann, ESPN Announcer and Former NFL Quarterback
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
2. Torrin Polk, University of Houston Wide Receiver
"He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings."
...and what is going to be next ? a dress ?
3. Former New Orleans Saints RB George Rogers
“I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first”
I have not been in a mathematics class in 20-some strange years, but I do believe 1,000 still comes before 1,500
4. Houston Oilers Head Coach Bill Peterson
"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
or these inspirational words:
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
5. Dick Butkus, Former Chicago Bears Linebacker
"I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was important -- like a league game."
6. William Perry, Former Chicago Bears Defensive Tackle
"I've been big ever since I was little."
hmmmmm...ok man
7. Jerry Rice, San Francisco 49ers Wide Receiver
"I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that."
Thats deep .. very deep
8. Lee Corso, College Football Analyst
"Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States."
9. Bob Hoying, Ohio State Buckeyes Quarterback
"I'm really happy for Coach Cooper and the guys who've been around here for six or seven years, especially our seniors."
10. Thomas "Hollywood" Henderson, Former Dallas Cowboys Linebacker
Commenting on Terry Bradshaw’s intelligence...
“He couldn’t spell cat if you spotted him the C and the T.”
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